Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.

"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"

by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021

ASSASSIN

Sexiest man on discord, has also had sexual intercourse with your mother.

oh my god assassin just had sex with me

by ppman132 September 15, 2021

Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?

Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

by Tom TNT May 12, 2025

surrounded by assassins

In the midst of a place or group that prohibits you from doing what you'd like to do.

Can't light a cigarette in a crowd of non-smokers, can't lie down and read at the library.

"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."

by DOC JOE June 6, 2009

Scent Assassin

The most badass mother fucking hunting scent elimination products in the world.

I shot this deer at 5 yards away using Scent Assassin, can you believe that son of a bitch was dead down wind, fucker never winded me!!

by anonymous September 29, 2021

assassination

An ass that murders you.

Someone: Hey dude, did you hear, something is doing assassination, its not a person
Someone else: dam, that must be the ass going round town.

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023