Right Up Your Alley

A slang term referring to shoving something up a persons rectum

Joe: oh that cucumber is right up your alley😏

by midasdolphin March 23, 2023

Alley-Oop

There's a man in the funny papers we all know
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He lives way back a long time ago
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He don't eat nothin' but a bear cat stew
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Well, this cat's name is Alley-Oop
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
And he can knuckle your head before you count to four
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like great big lions and grizzly bears
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go) (Scream)
He rides through the jungle, tearin' limbs off of trees

(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
The cats don't bug him 'cause they know better
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
'Cause he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go) (Scream)
There he goes
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Look at that cave man go
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He sure is hip, ain't he?
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like what's happening
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He's too much
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Hi-yo, dinosaur
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Get 'em, man
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like hips ville
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)

by Death Menace August 31, 2023

Back-alley Backshots

Rape. What did you expect?

P1: Hey, did you hear about P3?

P2: Yeah, he missed school cause he was caught... you know.

P1: Damn... he was a victim of the back-alley backshots then.

by unorthereon January 17, 2024

morales of an alley cat

People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.

“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate

by Saidinthefuture June 27, 2024

Alley Trash

The hard to remove bits of (typically cheap) toilet paper, which are left behind when a woman wipes rather than dabs her moist vulva, much to the chagrin of an unsuspecting lover.

I was excited to feast on my girl until I found alley trash in her tunnel of love.

by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022

Sketch Alley USA

“Sketch alley USA” is a term used for alleyways that are heavily suspicious and unfriendly, often riddled with contaminants and contraband. That being illicit substances such as alcohol bottles, drugs ,and used needles often riddled in trash piles behind multi story buildings.

Random guy: “hey man let’s go there to pick up sum shi gang”
Random guy 2: “hell naw twin I’m not goin down sketch alley USA”

by Sillygoosefromtrees10 August 2, 2025

Back alley meat

When you hitting it from behind after spitting and choking her all night

I was having sex with my girl tearing that back alley meat up while I had been choking her all day and spitting on her butt cheeks.

by Sticky man 21 April 22, 2021