Right Up Your Alley

A slang term referring to shoving something up a persons rectum

Joe: oh that cucumber is right up your alley😏

by midasdolphin March 23, 2023

Back alley steam clean

When a cheap hooker uses the steam from her cup of coffee to "clean" her genitals .

i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Back Alley Hotdog

When a person gives a hobo a handjob. Preferably in an alley.

Last night I totally saw someone giving a back alley hotdog by the bar.

by Hotdog Hobo December 14, 2023

cotton alley

The title of the bonus chapter/world in Super Meat Boy. The chapter themes itself around femininity, as you play Bandage Girl with certain level names eluding to the theme as well.

The chapter title likely refers to tampons (often made of cotton) being inserted into an "alley", thus making a vagina the "cotton alley".

G*mer: I JUST BEAT COTTON ALLEY DARK WORLD DEATHLESS!!!

Normal person: Go outside virgin

by 4udity January 9, 2024

O’Malley the Alley Cat

I like the cheech-a-cheech-chee-roni like they make at home
Or a healthy fish with the big backbone
I'm Abraham DeLacey
Giuseppe Casey
Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
I've got that wanderlust
Gotta walk the scene
Gotta kick up highway dust
Feel the grass that's green
Gotta strut them city streets
Showin' off my éclat, yeah

Tellin' my friends of the social elite
Or some cute cat I happen to meet that I'm
Abraham DeLacey, Giuseppe Casey, Thomas O'Malley
O’Malley the Alley Cat
I'm king of the highway
Prince of the boulevard
Duke of the avant-garde
The world is my backyard
So if you're goin' my way
That's the road you wanna seek
Calcutta to Rome or home sweet home in Paris
Magnifique, you all
I only got myself
And this big old world
But I sip that cup of life
With my fingers curled
I don't worry what road to take
I don't have to think of that
Whatever I take is the road I make
It's the road of life make no mistake, for me
Yeah, Abraham DeLacey, Giuseppe Casey, Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
That's right, and I'm very proud of that, yeah

by Death Menace February 19, 2023

Dixie Alley

The drunk step-cousin of tornado alley, areas of the deep south prone to violent tornadoes. The difference between the two is that dixie alley is characterized by hilly terrain and is covered in dense forest. Tornado alley is characterized by its vast plains, making tornadoes easily visible.

In Dixie Alley, you hear a tornado before you see it.

by Tornado Hater November 27, 2023

Alley Vlogiannitis

A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.

Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"

by lennyd November 21, 2010