naval academy

A place that breeds the finest damn good ol’ American boys known to man. These are the kind of people who every father is proud to have as a son and every mother wants their daughter to marry. Midshipman are all incredibly smart and technically savy people with rock hard bodies and morals that would make a preacher proud. They are groomed for success and affluence and graduating means that they can write their ticket just about anywhere. Everything is a competition to them- especially sports, getting women, and drinking. The food at USNA has special chemicals that make your dick bigger so these already hung fucks can lay more pipe than a plumber. These salty bastards can drink even the most thirsty frat boys under the table and know how to show women a good time both in and out of the sack. Basically, Midshipman are what Willis was talking about and the personification of Charlie Sheen's "winning".

Example 1:
Civillian frat boy pussy with girlfriend: Hey man, I bet I can beat you in beer pong.
Midshipman: I bet you don’t even know how to grip a football. You’re on. *In. Bounce.*
Civillian frat boy pussy with girlfriend: Lucky shot. *Rim. Air-ball*
Midshipman: My turn *In. In. Balls back. In. In. Girlfriend of frat boy starts unbuckling the Mid’s pants and leads him to the laundry room.*
Civillian frat boy pussy that used to have a girlfriend: Man, he’s good…

Example 2:
Welcome to the Naval Academy. Ladies, commence ovulation.

by Floppy nutsack jack June 23, 2011

Lenzie Academy

Dump full of bullies and druggies. Generally refered to in the press as Suicide School

Lenzie Academy great place if you are alive by the end of 6th year

by nirame February 22, 2011

Auburn Adventist Academy

A private school in washington that is filled with basic white girls. Leave as soon as you have the chance before you get stuck

student 1: hey bro, should i go to Auburn Adventist Academy?

student 2: Hell naw! The girls there are ratchet as hell

by mrfackenthall April 1, 2021

Arena Academy

A school full of snakey girls, boys too big for their boots, and a ton of unnecessary drama. If you want to be able to make friends there, you need to make sure you're not a snitch , or people will make your life hell.

Girl 1: "Hey, are you moving to Arena Academy?"

Girl 2: "Ew, definitely not, too many slags and they all think they're special! I'd rather go Barr Beacon."

by a lovely student May 29, 2018

Academia Nut

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.

"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story

by Richard Potsdam December 25, 2007

Social Academic

A social academic is what every college girl is looking for. He is the perfect balance between social charisma and academic excellence. It is important to note that a social academic cannot be too social or too academic, but rather a perfect balance between the two. This makes the social academic a rare and desirable breed of male specimen.

Sydney: "I really like Danny, but he's just not a social academic."
Taylor: "That sucks, my boy is a commerce major and can do a keg stand for 3 minutes. He's a perfect social academic."

by crazyducks January 20, 2015

Chobham Academy

This school is in the deadest area where sainsburys r the y8’s victims. The head teacher looks like mega minds cousin. Mr brereton is art teacher who thinks students r more then friends. Also one of the behaviour teachers has a hairline that goes back to the ice age.

Do u go chobham academy ? Na dats neeky

by MR tems hairline December 31, 2018