A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
by gyo December 09, 2012
Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion
by Redsis The Weirdo June 07, 2021
A sex act where a girl is fisted so hard that the person preforming the act is elbow deep into the girls vagina
by The_big_boy226 June 24, 2017
by B R December 03, 2019
When somone has acne on their face and you ask them if it's the scars from when their parent tried to abort them.
Is that acne on your face or scars from when your mum tried to abort you.
Or
Me: Have you seen Adam? Him: the guy with abortion scars?
Or
Me: Have you seen Adam? Him: the guy with abortion scars?
by Dirty goose February 27, 2019
by bilcifer September 22, 2009
When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection
by drew2258 June 06, 2017