Vatican Assassin Warlock

Charlie Sheen.

Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"

Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."

Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"

Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"

Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."

Paul: "WINNING!"

by KieferKhaos March 29, 2011

from autumn to ashes

one of the best bands I've ever heard

Prep: From Autumn to Ashes SUCK!
Me: Go fuck your boyfriend and get pregnant at age 14 you fucktard.

by LaUrA -- AnDrOmEdA647 on AiM July 21, 2003

assbestos

a naturally occurring, pubic compound commonly found stuck to the end of a penis after anal sex. The inhalation or ingestion of assbestos fibres can cause serious illnesses such a faecal poisoning or pink eye.

Jimmy is currently suing his boss after he was repeatedly exposed to dangerous assbestos fibres.

by Mhaggis November 4, 2011

Can't be assed

I really can't be bothered

My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed

by Go_pies May 8, 2018

Assasaurus

A gay dinosaur.

The paleontologist unearthed a fossilized bone in the rectum of a dinosaur and realized he had discovered an Assasaurus

by Hogindas August 1, 2015

Albanian Assassin

Someone who is trained in typically unconventional, brutal and outrageous attempts on the life of another; a lethal machine secretly employed in espionage, manipulation and sex games with hot women; a living nightmare.

The negotiations did not go well at all. Because all talks have broken down, they have no other option but to send the Albanian Assassin after their ass and finish the deal.

by THE Albanian Assassin April 2, 2013

best of asbestos

what you say to describe that is so shit that it is the best at
being the shittest and most bomb

it derives from the court case of asbestos victims who were left with no words to describe the tyranny of the companies

this new movie is the best of asbestos; imdb gave it 1/10

by iambastard August 24, 2010