nuclear aids

Really, really, REALLY bad AIDS. Just the worst. The type you get from being gangbanged by 7 HIV positive Russian men.

Jon had group sex with a homeless man, a zombie hooker, and a rabid squirrel, and now he has nuclear aids.

by Quintagram August 11, 2017

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Sleep Aids

Aids you think you got in a nightmare about having sex with an aids infected person but you wake up and everything is ok. So you get relaxed and fall back to sleep easier.

So it turns out my Sleep Aids turned out to be a real sleep aid after all.

by Mr. SnowmanPants July 21, 2014

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A condition where one chooses to move to the outskirts of Thurston County Washington, adopt a pitbull, marry a welder, live their life in a single-wide mobile home, cover themselves in tattoos, and style their hair into up-don'ts. This individual will have an extremely shrill voice and eyeliner that reaches their temples. They will constantly talk about how boring their life is but to them they think it's amazing.

Don't get too close to her, you'll get the trailer aids.

by frisbeesangels October 9, 2012

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