New York Subway

The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.

Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!

by Dickyom June 21, 2018

Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.

"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol

by Mradhd February 8, 2019

Subway

The perfect chance to catch all kinds of diseases.

Person 1: "Today I want to get HIV, should I go to a festival?"

Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"

by mynamearejeff May 7, 2018

African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.

"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."

by bukkit7 June 8, 2018

bangkok subway

when you find out she is a he,so you have anal sex instead, even though that was not the plan in the beginning brown town

Dan: How was Bangkok?
Jim: Pretty wild ended up having to pull a Bangkok subway towards the end but it’s a story right?
Dan: I guess

by Bangkok billy June 9, 2018

Subway Band

A Band that is not good enough for Jack and not on 24hundred.net

Why Do You Listen to The Smith Street Band they're a subway band

by Jake The Snake 🐍 April 18, 2018

Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.

Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"

by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017