don't you hate darren
by max is a dick March 3, 2022

Don't be a Darren.
by kyle is bad February 14, 2017

A curly haired freak who doesn’t know what he wants. A BOY who can’t get their life together. a TERRIBLE DRIVER who can’t make his mind, and is childish.
Darren is a buzzkill !
by tehesorrytodisappoint June 15, 2020

by ThickNiggaBalls69420 February 12, 2021

Darren’s the kind of guy who you will meet for the first time and instantly know you’re gonna be best friends. He’ll show you cool music. Be your friend you can take anywhere. Skate anywhere with you. He has a unique twist on the world around us and is definitely one of a kind. Nicest guy ever with a soft heart. If you find a Darren and you’re lucky enough to call him a friend, keep him around forever
“Hey I’m going to hang out at darrens, check you later”
“Who’s Darren?”
“You don’t know who Darren is???”
“No?”
“He’s the coolest guy you’ll ever meet.”
“Who’s Darren?”
“You don’t know who Darren is???”
“No?”
“He’s the coolest guy you’ll ever meet.”
by anonymous July 11, 2022

A completely ignorant person who is way to self centered and seems to like arbys. He usually seems to look like he has autism and likes women with methed up teeth n faces that are oddly shaped like a Pitt bull. He is very attention seeking even scratches his arm and takes pictures to send to his exes in Hope of them feeling bad Darren is not a fun guy and his sex is so wack that you'd have more pleasue by putting in a tampon and he is very short in most areas and his butthole is big enough for a basketball
by Bootyhole motorboater March 18, 2020
