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darren

darren is a rare specimen, they typically have these traits ;

(1) an amazing sense of humor, everybody in the room will laugh at their jokes. darren's laugh lights up the room, but their laugh is exclusive. they dont laugh at anything, his laugh is too magical for that :D.

(2) an infectious laugh, they have the best laughs, ones that light up the entire room. their laugh instantly infects everybody in the room.

(3) last but not least, phenomenal personalities :D if u ever find a darren, make sure to lock them up in ur closet and swallow the key. coz they'll always be by ur side, they are the most loyal and faithful creatures on this planet. they are easy to get along with <3 they'll always be there for you and they can always make you smile with their amazing sense of humor. they never struggle to make you happy:3. if you let a darren in your life, they'll brighten up your life. darrens have immense beauty and talent in the arts, they have extreme talent in the arts. anything they produce comes our magical and one of a kind. they are passionate and can triumph through any situation. they will make you feel like the most special person in this world, they'll make you feel out of this world. they're great as lovers, and will always prioritize you over anybody and anything. they'll make you feel like your dreaming (in a good way ^^).

a darren will take over your mind, like a plague.
person 1 : dyk darren?
person 2 : yes!! he's amazing.
by loomisme December 8, 2023
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Darren

by Blake meeks April 25, 2019
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Darren

Handsome and Drippy, Big Boned, Not an illegal immigrant, GOAT at killing tobore with sova ult.
Darren is so good with sova ult
by anonymous March 2, 2023
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Darren

A man-slag who likes 3 year old boys and has a big forehead and looks like the grinch and ET
Darren is a man-slag
by Y3djo June 12, 2019
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Darren

To be lazy

Someone who works from 9am then leaves at 12pm.

Someone who cant work when its below 15 degrees and when its higher than 26 degrees.

Feasts on father in laws money.
Will do a darren on friday and any long weekends
by Boy Sinigang May 27, 2018
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Darren

Darren is a dickhead who will bait the shit out of you, and will steal yo gril if you're unprepared and will give you a blowjob when he messes up. He is an intelligent but retarded piece of individual life form not discovered by men yet. And he will backseat game the shit out of your ass until you're not the one playing anymore.
"HE'S 1HP!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?" - Teammate
"I'm sorry. I thought it was on the other site." - Darren who saw 5 enemies before ditching site.
by THAT WHITE ALBINO DUDE ONLINE November 21, 2021
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Darren Horsley

When your booty is so big it could be used as a lifeboat.
The ship sank but it's cool because Stephanie had a Darren Horsley
by LordHufflepuff April 23, 2020
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