shizam crust

The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.

I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.

by shizniz September 27, 2014

Pie crust

a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.

Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!

by RightTriangle October 07, 2019

crust dragon

when you cum on any surface and let it roll down the object ( Vertical) and let it dry till crusted

i forgot to clean up after a wank session and i left a nasty Crust Dragon on my wall,Blanket ect

by Member_That_One_Guy December 28, 2016

Butter crust

After a man jizzes inside of a woman, the remains of ejaculation around the rim of her vagina are called “butter crust”

Bro she was pickin that butter crust out of her pubes all night

by Butterynips June 23, 2020

Stuffed Crust

Where you nut in her butt and stuff your nuts aka crust into her asshole

i just stuffed crust in her butt yee yee i love my sister

by squirrelnuts69 February 19, 2021

pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 12, 2015

eating crust

Eating asshole

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole

by jackskelington February 07, 2016