Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.

Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"

by DigBick@23 May 26, 2016

A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

Crispy butter

Butter that makes your toast crispy.

Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy

by Crispy butter May 22, 2021

jah crispy

sal from impractical jokers

holy shit its jah crispy

by jah crispy August 5, 2019

crispy flo

Skrilla , cash , doe , duckets , bank

Yo nigga I got that crispy flo wanna get some hoes nickel and dime ?

by Crispy flo May 26, 2017

Crispy Status

Crispy status is bein able to avoid ANY activity including sex drugs and clubs to be on irc and still be cool, Crispy status also allows you to join irc at ANY age and still be cool.. with Crispy status you can be any brand of geek or nerd and still have fans

dcieVe` and om3ga will one day have Crispy status

by dcieve September 4, 2008

Crispy Kicks

Brand new, stylish unique shoes, fresh kicks that look nice

Whoa, where'd you get them crispy kicks from?

Yeah, she saw my kicks, they were crispy as hell

by Mike Jones 2323 October 31, 2011