Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
Get the Divine Comedymug. “Hey! You should watch Seth McFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!”
“No, that show is so unfunny, I barfed”
“ok”
“No, that show is so unfunny, I barfed”
“ok”
by LoonStock June 29, 2023
Get the Seth McFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedymug. The queen of comedy is Lucille Ball. She lead the way for Carole Burnett, Marlo Thomas, Mary Tyler Moore, Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher, and Debra Messing.
by OG Daddy December 28, 2024
Get the Queen of Comedymug. Person A: “Oh that van is dirty”
Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”
Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”
by welcome_to_piffington December 5, 2020
Get the Comedy Rocketmug. 
A cessation of breathing for at least 10 seconds due to the hilarity of a joke, character or situation.
by Strangelyatthehelms September 2, 2021
Get the Obstructive comedy apneamug. 