Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.

That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch

by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012

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Glossy taco

If you are reading this you are a holo sexual group of the cult leader cristine roughtenburg of simply nail logically

Gotta put on your glossy taco over our beautiful holo nails

by Holosexual25754 December 4, 2018

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water taco

When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.

Man, I seen this one movie where the girl gives her friend a Water Taco and then eats it.

by thetacoking October 28, 2013

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The elite version of Taco Tuesday where the goated among us gather to devour Mexican delicacies. It transcends all races, religions, cultures and ethnicities to unite us as one single taco loving community. Death to all who oppose (whoresfall)

Guess what day it is! Taco Thursday!!!

by El Dora la explora November 17, 2022

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Velvet Taco

A freshly shaved and showered pussy.

I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.

by Chipdl June 13, 2019

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Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

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