Miguel Salamanca

A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.

I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.

by abc31 July 14, 2023

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Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 6, 2024

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A chill ass nigga who likes to shoot guns and shoot his shot. He always simping but he the father of simps. Nigga always down for anything and smart af. Ladies hit him up cuz he a real one like a diamond

Miguel “She’ll respond back”
Friend “fucking simp lmao”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

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Miguel

I am Miguel I like ladies and men yuhhhhhh

Gurl: Oml i think i just saw a angel walk by

Boi: That is an angel its miguel

by Iloveme1212 August 31, 2022

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Miguel Tavares

He once kissed a whore

…e depois o Miguel Tavares beijou a puta!

by TrueStoriesFromPortugal November 23, 2021

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Juan Miguel

Juan Miguel is an amazing person, he does everything great. He is a unique person that everyone wants to meet and follow. He is nice, funny, attentive and we could consider him almost a God. You can trust him with anything as he will solve all your problems without blinking. He may be the most perfect person there is and everyone knows it. Sometimes he is a bit cocky.

Girl A: OMG who is that guy, it's perfect!
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.

by Not_a_Juan_Miguel_( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) November 22, 2021

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