Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
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salt merchant

An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.

Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.

Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!

Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
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Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.
by I'mNotAWangMerchant March 01, 2016
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wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.
michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95
by GM September 10, 2003
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Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).
Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.
by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023
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BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT
BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES
by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024
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