ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.

Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."

by z4//////1 December 5, 2022

vibe merchants

Stores and restaurants that sell feel and status rather than the actual products

Boy1 - Heard the new joint has some good food!
Boy2 - Bunch of vibe merchants! Edgy folks go there for vibe, not for the food.

by trish_ January 11, 2023

Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly, or Relies on it

Jacob is a Time Trial Merchant

by ibalsmamicdog July 27, 2023

Spaghetti merchant

jorginho and donnarumma

jorginho is a spaghetti merchant

by jorginho despiser August 12, 2023

Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

Tapin Merchant

A footballer which exclusively and heavily scores goals within the box of the keeper.

Did you see haaland score a 5 Tapins in the last game?
He is a Tapin merchant!

by Ruxy September 26, 2023

Josh merchant

Josh is a loving and caring jakeba that supports you whenever you need a wank x

Josh merchant is hot

by HughJass69_420 October 30, 2019