A karen is a women who only cares about getting you in trouble with the cops and her favorite thing to say is let me speak to your manger.
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the karenmug. Cashier: Sorry, you cant return that.
My mom: Can I speak to the manager?!!!
Cashier: *mumbles Karen*
My mom: (About to throw hands)
My mom: Can I speak to the manager?!!!
Cashier: *mumbles Karen*
My mom: (About to throw hands)
by LEXAS_H0E March 5, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021
Get the Karenmug. A woman who is self entitled, calls other people sheep, can’t help but feel she is more intelligent than those who have actually been educated, and tries to make herself look intelligent or of worth by down playing anything that doesn’t coincide with her self created reality.
Normally won’t vaccinate her children
Tends to have small yap yap dogs
Tries to pretend she is cool or “new age” when she has no idea where customs come from so she frequently appropriates from other cultures
Normally won’t vaccinate her children
Tends to have small yap yap dogs
Tries to pretend she is cool or “new age” when she has no idea where customs come from so she frequently appropriates from other cultures
I was talking to a Karen the other day and she tried to tell me how the pandemic is a hoax. She barely has a high school education and wasn’t able to follow the examples given.
I saw a Karen at the doctors office today explaining to the doctor how the vaccines are worse than the disease.
Karen was walking her yorkie and got pissed when I asked her to pick up her dogs shit off my lawn.
Did you see Karen last night? She was wearing waist beads because “they look so cool”
I saw a Karen at the doctors office today explaining to the doctor how the vaccines are worse than the disease.
Karen was walking her yorkie and got pissed when I asked her to pick up her dogs shit off my lawn.
Did you see Karen last night? She was wearing waist beads because “they look so cool”
by Slappy Squirrel October 5, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Imagine a insane women. That’s a Karen. They can be a identified by their haircut. They are usually extremely ugly beyond compare.If they feel threatened they will take your kids.
by Mr.Cz February 17, 2021
Get the Karenmug. nobody likes you if your a karen. karen is the one bitch to snitch and call the cops while someone is lighting fireworks, and then scream at the person. she also goes to a coffee shop, gets the wrong coffee, then she fucking drinks it all, and asks for a damn ass refund.
nah dont get me started, i know damn well these hoes support trump, fuck you karen
nah dont get me started, i know damn well these hoes support trump, fuck you karen
worker: hello, what can I get you today
karen: can I get a *insert random drink*
worker: that will be 3 dollars
*karen pays*
(10 minutes later)
karen: I WANT A REFUND
worker: um why
karen: BECAUSE I ORDERED THE WRONG DRINK, REFUND, NOW
worker: im gonna need you to shut that bullshit up karen, listen, give me the damn cup.
*karen hands the worker the cup*
worker: bitch, you drunk the whole thing
karen: SO, I NEED MY REFUND
worker: shut the fuck up karen, your not getting a damn ass refund, no, you're not talking to the manager either, since you are uncultured and a blind dumb ass bitch, now get the fuck out and get a life
karen: UGH FINE, I AM GONNA CALL THE POLICE
worker: call the police then lol
*karen leaves the store*
worker: dumb ass hoe
karen: can I get a *insert random drink*
worker: that will be 3 dollars
*karen pays*
(10 minutes later)
karen: I WANT A REFUND
worker: um why
karen: BECAUSE I ORDERED THE WRONG DRINK, REFUND, NOW
worker: im gonna need you to shut that bullshit up karen, listen, give me the damn cup.
*karen hands the worker the cup*
worker: bitch, you drunk the whole thing
karen: SO, I NEED MY REFUND
worker: shut the fuck up karen, your not getting a damn ass refund, no, you're not talking to the manager either, since you are uncultured and a blind dumb ass bitch, now get the fuck out and get a life
karen: UGH FINE, I AM GONNA CALL THE POLICE
worker: call the police then lol
*karen leaves the store*
worker: dumb ass hoe
by perrseephone June 29, 2020
Get the karenmug.