throat cancer

when a female gives bad fellatio

James: Man, don't mess with Tiffanie!
Jacob: Why not??
James: She got throat cancer!!!!

by Konnevil October 5, 2007

cancer farts

When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin

I had cancer farts at thanksgiving dinner

by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017

as serious as cancer

something extremely serious, like cancer

Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!

by B Fox January 15, 2008

cancer list

A list of people that you would have sex with if your spouse died (of cancer or some other cause). It has to be someone you actually know and have a realistic chance with, not celebrities. This is for people who'd never cheat on their spouse but still fantasize.

"That hot secretary is definitely #1 on my cancer list!"

by BigBootyBitchhhh November 3, 2011

Noob Cancer

Mostly used in team based on-line games, where a number of poor players are so bad, they start to effect the more skilled members of the team. Most likely becuase they are annoyed at their useless team-mates, and are too preoccupied yelling at them to concentrate on the game, or they know they have no chance of winning and just give up. Thus the cancer of a handful of useless noobs, spreads to the whole team, making them all useless.

"IDIOT! Look what you made me do! Just go away! Give your noob cancer to some other server!"

by PoisonedAl August 12, 2009

Cancer Muggle

People who haven’t had cancer but like to give shit advice to us as if they have a clue

“Another cancer muggle just told me I could cure my cancer by being vegan”

by apl_bitch March 5, 2019

Cancer Culture

A Cancer Culture is much like a cancel culture is when people (like cancer) spread an idea or an opinion which they all back for no reason other than they heard it from someone they thought to be important or influential.

Supreme products is a cancer culture!

by SnaZZyG December 3, 2019