Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.

When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.

by Jenyrose October 23, 2022

Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad

Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis

by Sigma girl May 6, 2025

Shuffle Itis

A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.

Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.

by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019

Itis

That tired feeling after you eat a lot.

That thanksgiving was amazing it gave m the itis.

by Marangelis June 7, 2018

Fagioli-itis

From the Italian soup: Pasta e fagioli; and pronounced as Fag-ee-oh-lee-itis. After visiting a restaurant claiming to be authentically Italian, the waitress claimed she was the owners daughter and offered us the soup of the day. She pronounced it as Pasta Fag-ee-oh-lee. This prompted the term Fagioli-itis. It means a person that is full of crap, pretending to be something other than one’s true self, or someone being dishonest or misleading with a lie so full of mistakes that the ruse is given away immediately, with the the guilty party being completely unaware.

My mom claims to be 37 years old, but everyone here just attended my 50th birthday. I believe she has a case of fagioli-itis

by SooperJeenyus February 20, 2020

kerney-Itis

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone

Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis

by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023

Sidekick-itis

Sidekick-itis (Sidekick - eye - tiss), as coined by Lindsay Ellis, is a word for a phenomenon that occurs in (usually fictional) media, where said media has, or what is considered, to be an overabundance of "sidekick" characters.

"This movie has a bad case of sidekick-itis, even the sidekick has a sidekick!"

by Sir Rodger Dodger January 24, 2021