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Preys on women and lured them in by calling them a ‘Naughty Dragon’ and ‘Sex Bomb’.
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Preys on women and lured them in by calling them a ‘Naughty Dragon’ and ‘Sex Bomb’.
Beware of the Brad Kelly. He is a highly dangerous creature!
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Also, a politician who does not know how to use the advertising potential in his name.
Also, a politician who does not know how to use the advertising potential in his name.
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A wild man.
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A wild man.
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Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.
Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.
Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
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