Herpes 10

Human herpesvirus 10, or HHV-10, is the most recently discovered form of the human herpesviruses. The virus was recently identified in the crotch area of a Puerto Rican hockey player in a suburban Men’s League. Symptoms include spending your wife’s money at the clubs, urinary streams getting split in two and trouble with urination (ex: peeing at the club’s bar), delusional views on self worth, hypo addictive tendencies towards nerdy gaming activities, decreased speed, small penis, and genital sores.

HHV-10 is also known as the Captains Disease and is a sarcoma-associated herpesvirus. The virus is extremely rare at this point, but can be spread through sexual contact, oral sex, anal sex, hand jobs, rimming, tossing salad, reach arounds, and other various sexual acts. Like many other Herpes viruses, there is no known cure or treatment.

Hey dude, did you hear about Ed? He picked up Herpes 10 somehow! I guess it’s not surprising with all the transsexuals he hangs out with.

by bertrando1 May 21, 2022

10 years

the amount of time you have waited for your dad to come back so far yet he still isnt back

10 years has passed, where the fudge is my dad? Is the milk store he is going to in jupiter?

by Al_000 May 4, 2023

Decorating No.10

To acquire funding under false pretence and/or from an inappropriate source for personal gain.

"Here Dave, sounds like Big Bazza's been decorating No.10 again. His daughter gave him four grand to settle his tax bill yesterday morning but I'm sure I saw him roll up to the pub in a new motor last night"

by Eelandin Klink April 27, 2021

10% Millionaire

10% Millionaires, aka 10%ers, are trailblazers gunning to make R100k before the age of 30. They are the ones riding in a 10-year-old car, pushing their hustle, studying hard, dreaming big and saving towards their goal of being a 10% Millionaire (having R100k in the bank). They’re the architects of the future, and they’re rewriting the definition of success.

I’m a 10% Millionaire

by The 10 PERCENTERS March 1, 2022

10 Bands

Ten thousand US dollars. This saying is often used by afro-american people.

10 Bands, Fitty Bandz, Hunnid Bandz -Drake counting his money

by Broke boi May 20, 2015

Windows 10

The most insecure un-private OS ever.

Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!

by MEowsersS! November 19, 2015

10 pinter

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

by Jack May 25, 2003