A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
by Chiplove November 3, 2011
Get the Chipotle Syndromemug. When someone has an otherwise attractive, but completely forgettable face. Like people in stock photos.
"I ran into Jennifer earlier, I think.... you know the one with the... hair (?)"
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."
by Whas August 26, 2017
Get the STOCKFACE SYNDROMEmug. Mudorch Syndrome: where all the wealth, power and social circles in the world cannot bring you happiness or true love. Named after billionaire Rupert 'MSM' Murdoch, someone with Murdoch Syndrome will never find happiness despite how well they're supposedly doing for themselves. Sure Rupert can pay a golddigger to "date" him but she doesn't love him for anything more than his money.
"Why's Dave so depressed, he's 22 and earning £175k a year"
"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"
"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"
by KeithRocks31 May 24, 2018
Get the Murdoch Syndromemug. A condition caused by holding Fuckcoin for an extended period of time, Fuckcoin Syndrome is characterized by specific symptoms that arise following the denial of an all-time high, typically occurring around the sixth year of the market's stagnant and crab-like price action.
Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.
Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.
Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.
Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.
My brother has fuckcoin syndrome; he went all into fuckcoin and it crabbed for the better part of a decade.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.
by level2 May 26, 2023
Get the fuckcoin syndromemug. Hadu Ras Alla Syndrom - When a group of females manage to talk about several subjects at one time and create so much clatter and can annoy the most patient person alive to the point of insanity.
by Chalie Zozu August 7, 2009
Get the HRA Syndromemug. An a state of mind that begins from the moment you wake up, which is associated with laziness and procrastination but is really an unforgiving, endless cycle from which you will never escape.
This state of mind is activated from the moment you wake up and spend your day in your pyjamas, which you'll soon realize, is controlling your mind, and you won't be able to do anything about it.
This state of mind is activated from the moment you wake up and spend your day in your pyjamas, which you'll soon realize, is controlling your mind, and you won't be able to do anything about it.
I wake up in pyjamas and have a lazy pyjama morning, this lazy pyjama morning later turns into a lazy pyjama afternoon, which turns into a lazy pyjama evening, and the cycle endlessly repeats. - Pyjama Syndrome
by Chiboa May 27, 2014
Get the Pyjama Syndromemug. This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.
The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
by Ro-Em June 24, 2016
Get the Grenade Syndromemug.