by whough March 10, 2022
Get the mongolian skeet shootermug. When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
Get the Mongolian Surprise Eggmug. When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.
by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
Get the Mongolian Spidermug. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
Get the Mongolian Cluster Monkeymug. In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.
by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024
Get the Mongolian windmillmug. To "Mongolian TipToe" is to tip toe, but without the bending of the toes. Making them land fully horozontally on the ground.
by Voltical July 8, 2024
Get the Mongolian TipToemug. 3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them
Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!
by Edgingmenforfun69 April 5, 2024
Get the Mongolian meat stickmug.