Muffin Top

In some cases, where someone is wearing tight jeans of leggings and their skin\fat spills over the edge like a muffin over a case
In other cases, it is where a girl usually year 7 has their hair up in a floppy messy bun that looks like a muffin
Eww that gels gotta muffin top
Look at dat gel wiv the muffin top on her head
by Wdktkelsldkfjsjdnfnr July 10, 2019
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An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
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Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top
by Jewboy68 March 12, 2014
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When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.
"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"
by Selaphiel December 24, 2018
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A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.
Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?
by Solid Mantis June 22, 2018
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When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.
“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot
by Stankman February 24, 2020
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Top to Bottom

A series of sex acts performed by a woman on a man, consisting of a blowjob, titjob, handjob, vaginal sex, and anal sex, in that order (from "top" to "bottom") all in a row, for a total of 5 orgasms. This is a very intense gift of pleasure and is usually given as a reward. It is recommended to take a short break between orgasms to allow for recovery.
You did a great job today, and I want to give you a great reward. How about I give you a top to bottom? It's five orgasms in a row: blowjob, titjob, handjob, pussy, and anal. I think you deserve it today.
by SearianPaint December 05, 2024
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