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take a trump 

The act of relieving oneself in public, or in a public space, in the night while others sleep so it is the first thing they see and talk about all day long
"I physically couldn't hold it anymore; I had to take a trump when I posted that."
"I barely dodged that bullet; I'ma have to take a trump."
"I’ve been looking for work for months in this economy; I'ma have to take a trump and see what comments I get."
"I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue with their neighbor since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump."
"Ask #Bae first before you #take a trump."
"Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
"Since his breakup, he's always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
"When interviewed by the press, he #took a trump and #clapped back."
At the supermarket: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! Why are you all so #FOMO and so #extra? Do you have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
In: "I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump online."
Woke: Politically speaking - "Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
Thirsty: "Since his recent breakup, today again, he is always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
Clap Back: "When interviewed by the press, the governor #took a trump and #clapped back."
FOMO: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! What the #FOMO you're all so #extra! Do you really have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
Or, No #FOMO you each get one-fifth of #sugar daddy’s #moolah unless you’re three-fifths related.
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take a damn stinky

When you’re in pain and you need to let your anger out in a fury you would yell “take a damn stinky”
“FUCK TAKE A DAMN STINKY OH GOD I AM IN PAIN OH GOD TAKE A DAMN STINKYYYYYYYY”
capture (an opposing piece or pawn).
Black takes the rook with his bishop
Take by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Take a Janine 

To shit in the shower and leave enough corn nibkets to make an entire cob.
Fuck man, I felt myself about to drop a deuce. So I ran to the shower and had to take a Janine.
Take a Janine by StevieRobbo August 1, 2024

Take me to Canada

My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy

Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.

take thought

"he halted for a while to take thought"
take thought by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024