Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.

"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."

by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019

Lott Take

The antithesis of a hot take. A Lott Take eschews any meaningful insight instead providing only obvious observations. E.g. "We didn't win the game because the offense didn't score enough points and the defense allowed too many points."

Can't wait to read this week's Lott Take *eye roll*

by Monkey Boiz November 11, 2022

Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

take care of your gun

Take care of your gun: What David Virgo says when someone tries to mess with him, meaning to take care of their ass (gand/gun in hindi)

When someone tried to start trouble with David, he just said, 'Take care of your gun,' meaning they better watch out and handle their own business

by Silversurfer789 January 12, 2025

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017

Take a Trudeau

Canadian slang. To defecate, often referring to wet and runny excrement

The dog just took a Trudeau on the rug!

Hopefully I can get out of this traffic jam before I have to take a Trudeau.

by Dr.Otaganawa April 30, 2024