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Jar play

Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!
M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”
by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018
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Asa Plays

A sexy man, or a man dating/fucking multiple women at once
"U are such an asa plays!"
by Arnehappycock January 24, 2022
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They're playing fair

When females are "being friendly " or open to romantic gestures from men while in a night club.
Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?

Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.
by Regina cARD December 19, 2023
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Play the email

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.
A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email
by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025
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Play lying

Telling a lie that’s still a lie but in a playful manner.
“Babe I was on the on the phone with you and someone else yesterday morning “ remember ? Whole time they were on the phone with some one else. Play lying
by Leon Brewer October 25, 2022
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Play Date

When you use the stall at work after your friend does.
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."
by TmDcM December 15, 2022
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National free play day

Every year on March 27th bookies across the country give everyone on their sheet $50 worth of free play to show that they value all their clients bussiness and loyalty. Its a way to show they care.
Damn I cannot beileve it's National free play day. Guess I gotta give my whole sheet 50 fp.
by thegambler4545 March 27, 2023
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