grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

after birds

Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.

Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."

by natural_name January 21, 2021

Bocking bird

Chicken named David. found on most farms, usually in a pile of dung.

Our bocking bird has ecolli. poisoning.

by Zavisti November 30, 2011

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

box birds

shotgun shooting sport where live targets are released from five traps in a large, fenced, circular shooting area.

There's not many things more difficult than shooting box birds.

by S-Ray February 13, 2010

That's Bird

That's fly; used to describe a situation or a thing which is exceptional or above and beyond.

" I just just got accepted for a scholarship!"

"Bro, that's bird, I'm so happy for you!"

"Check out my new jacket."

"That's bird, my man, you're looking fly!"

by J_$dog February 25, 2020

Pointing bird

Super cool lad that gets so many bitches, if you see him on the street give him a cheeky tug

Just saw pointing bird amazing head

by It was i dio February 13, 2022