milk

a comman white drink made in cattel farms.

for example. one day joshs dad went to buy milk even though last time josh checked theyer was a full jug of milk 18 years latter josh is still waiting for his dad untill he got a letter from his dad it said you are a worthless peice of crap that was born at a wallmart. aftter josh read that he said well this sucks then he went to the bath room to pea and pushed so hard his kindneys exploaded and he died.

by real chicken September 09, 2022

milk

what ur dad didnt get

ur dad didint get milk

by UR_dad in the bed with ur mom April 20, 2022

Milk

Something your dad went to go get and never came back with it.

My dad never came back with the MIlk.

by Thekidintheski November 20, 2022

Milk

The one thing your dad has went to get at the gas station 15 years ago and is still picking the best brand

You: Mom... when will dad be back with the milk?

Mom: Never.... he is busy squirting his milk in other women.

by R/ChildSupport June 11, 2019

Milk

A description for something or something that happened that is cool as hell, dope, or sick.

“Damn, that shot was milky as fuck.”

“The photo you posted was milk.”

“Bro, her body is milk af.”

by DudemanGuyman April 05, 2022

Milk

What your dad went to get when he never came back...

Dad: I'm going to get some milk for the baby!

Son 7 years later: How come you have never told me or mentioned my dad?
Mom: Your father went to get the "Milk"...

by y0urfr1endlyNe1gb0rh00dSp1der April 15, 2020

Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.

Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.

by shukun May 06, 2021