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David

David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.
Hey look, it’s David, he is such a Chad.
by Ziggler 7 November 28, 2020
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David Dastmalchian

David Dastmalchian is an American screen and stage actor. He has had supporting roles in a number of superhero franchises. He also portrayed Thomas Schiff in The Dark Knight, Kurt in both Ant-Man films, and Abra Kadabra in the CW's The Flash.
David Dastmalchian reunited with Christopher Nolan for the director's new film Oppenheimer about J.Robert Oppenheimer (The Father of Atomic Bomb) set to debut on July 21, 2023.
by pacificshell50 August 27, 2022
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david dada

Yo cuh david dada a hoe ass nigga he don’t even got a c7 bruh
by anonymous November 8, 2020
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DAVID VEAL

A geneticist who roams the area of Bristol (UK), also the single most powerful force the universe has ever seen with the ability to lyse every cell within 50 metres just by sneezing.
Man I got lucky yesterday DAVID VEAL sneezed on me, cured that growth on my arm
by Fuchsie October 18, 2012
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David

David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it
"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"
by Lazerbater December 7, 2022
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