mediterranean meat hook 

When a girl is riding her guy, he takes his index finger and shapes it into a hook. He then inserts it into her anus and lifts her up off of him.

Last night I gave your mom a mediterranean meat hook.

mediterranean meat hook by Razor Train March 10, 2009

lean meat 

1. slang term for penis, etc.

2. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with great skill or awe.

1. "I will slap you with my lean meat."

2. "Yo! That dude has some lean meat."

lean meat by Curtis Popsicle November 6, 2010

Freezer Meat 

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).

Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.

Freezer Meat by Korrosion November 9, 2011

Screaming meat flaps 

When a girl queefs very loudly

I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going

Screaming meat flaps by Bunboy-troy September 23, 2016

Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat

“You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “

Bookstore Meat by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020

Beating my meat 

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

Beating my meat by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

Beat your Meat 

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

Beat your Meat by Anonymous August 19, 2003