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making monkey

sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey
by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020
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How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.
Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025
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Make fun of people named Justin day

A day to make jokes about people named Justin
April 20th - May 20th
A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day
by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023
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Make Oaf

Its used by gypsys/travellers and alot of wannabes manily around langley

And it means for non gypsy/travellers

"I swear"
I make oaf of me mums life now
by alrightdave September 23, 2016
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