Ghost in the Machine

An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.

It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.

by AbuEm July 10, 2023

stalker killer ghost

When your boyfriend is an ex-sniper and will not take no for an answer track you down no matter where you run to even if you’re a TrackStar. 2. A drug induced game of cat and mouse, for no apparent reason other than what they believe in their head.

My ex boyfriend stalker killer ghosted me to my unknown aunts location.

by KillerGhost918 November 20, 2022

Ghost chickens

Homeless people that squat in an abandoned chicken coop on someone property

The Neal’s have ghost chickens living in their chicken coops

by Deceased poultry May 25, 2025

ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors

Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.

by solicitor123 July 27, 2024

The ghost rider

When you proceed to put leontos on your dick and then slap sthe girls face in order for it to burn

She made me mad so I gave her the ghost rider

by Georgeboss2006 December 24, 2020

ghost

A ghost gun. A gun that does not have a serial number on it.

person 1: yo dude, did you hear Tanner got a new AR pistol
person 2: yessir, i heard it's a ghost

by queefsmellLover October 24, 2022

Couch Ghost

The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.

Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.

Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.

"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"

by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020