Cake, please

Phrase:
1. To display the simplicity of an act by demanding cake, instead of using the idiom "easy as cake", itself which is a bastardization of "easy as pie"

1. "I'm going to take that ball, run down field, and be like, "cake, please!"

by TKOtheKDR September 1, 2007

cake donut

the most disgusting food in the world!

hey do you want a cake donut?
No! they are the most disgusting food in the world!!!!

by krispy kremessssssssssss August 23, 2011

busting cake

When one releases gas from the anus.

Zeb is always busting cake in my face.

by Carrissa Nicolay July 10, 2006

mustard cake

After eating chicken wings and drinking beer, most likely your crap will look like a faint yellow pasty material - this is a mustard cake.

I just dropped some pasty shit after eating chicken wings and drinking beer and my crap looks like a mustard cake.

by zinger084 March 7, 2007

judy cake

A code word in the south for a vagina

Hey Bubba Lou, my Judy cake is itchin', can ya scratch it fer me?

by Dhump September 1, 2013

German chocolate cake coffee

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.

I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

by library crew September 28, 2006

Beef cake

Someone who really enjoys cake and is also beefy.

Wow Erin, that plate of cookies disappeared in under 5 minutes! Your such a beef cake!

by Fireman4945 April 15, 2014