A Ball Watcher is someone who repeatedly looks at another man’s balls any chance he gets. It can be in the shower, in the bathroom, or just during silly time in their apartment. Typically not sexual in nature, a Ball Watcher just gets pure joy from watching another man’s balls. It’s often a associated with obsessive compulsive disorder.
Synonyms: Testicle Testifier, Scrotum Scrutinizer, Nut Notifier
Synonyms: Testicle Testifier, Scrotum Scrutinizer, Nut Notifier
I whipped my dick out as a joke a couple times and this dude Zuck looked every time man! I’m beginning to think this guy is a ball watcher…
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