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Monkey fuck

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome
Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
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monkey pusher

A person who masturbates a lot, meant in a derogatory manner.
Person 1: "Hey how's it going?"
Person 2: "Fuck off monkey pusher!"
by Child of Yahweh July 8, 2010
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Dippy Monkey

1. Scratch ‘n’ sniff
Or
2. Anal sex
‘Donna was game on for a bit of ‘Dippy Monkey’ whilst playing her Kazoo.

It’s always time for a bit of Dippy Monkey.
by Rita2468 December 7, 2021
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stucco monkey

I couldn’t drive anywhere in New Mexico with all the stucco monkeys on the road.
by headk400 April 13, 2022
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Mountain Monkey

A derogatory term towards Kurdish people, usually used when denying their existence calling them "The monkeys in the mountains."
person denying existence of Kurds* "There are no Kurds they are just mountain monkeys!"
by swedensnowing1234 December 23, 2021
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monkey lipped

To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.
Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.

Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.
by little billy boy November 22, 2011
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monkeys-on-tour

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.
all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.
by the_rorz August 5, 2009
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