Egg

Steakwad (the bald guy that weighs 40 pounds)

yo this egg is obese af

by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025

Egg

The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.

I love eggs almost as much as I love committing tax evasion!

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

EGG

Won world record on beating kylie jenner's most like post!

Wow eggs are eggs!

by Errol Beebe January 16, 2019

dutch egg

A vagina appliance.

Chris, I totally saw you stuff that Dutch Egg in Ziggy, you scoundrel!

by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017

Sun boiled Eggs

When you go outside and lay ass up and spread eagle, allowing your nuts to bask in the glorious rays of the sun.

Did you hear about Bobbie? I heard the neighbor caught up cookin' up some "sun boiled eggs!"

by redboy123420 March 16, 2025