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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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Chair bird

A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."

A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."

A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
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Bird

Haven't you heard about the word?
Bird bird bird.... Bird is the word
by Kenzielilly1998 May 11, 2020
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Lees bird

Lees bird lost her toothbrush in 1872
by Ye mah May 18, 2020
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Bird

When you get near birds they usually fly away, so when you call someone a Bird it means that whenever you're near someone he/she/they are always running away from you cause they are scared and/or want nothing to do with you.
"You be running your mouth on ig, but when its square up, you be a Bird'
"She be acting like a Bird} around me"
by skinnibackribs May 27, 2020
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the bird

you know shit hit the fan when they called in the bird
by Ggghhhhggg May 31, 2020
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mama bird

the action of a guy ejaculating into a girls mouth then the girl “mama birds” into the guys mouth
my gf “mama birded” me last night and it was surprisingly enjoyable, but a tad salty
by count_cumula June 4, 2020
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