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Top Hate

A list of myspace people you keep on your friends list solely to avoid confrontation, you'd rather delete this hatelist but they still manage to come up on your page now and again. The opposite of Tom's top 8 application
"I totally thought you hated Kat?"

"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"

"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"
by Mr. Mean May 22, 2009
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I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.
I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.
by Gjgjji October 17, 2018
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Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.
Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018
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Top Eye

When she’s going down on you soo good and then looks up at you with those seductive puppy dog eyes!! Top Eye!
I wish I had never broken up with Erica. She had the sexiest top eye every time she went down on me..
by G-MOSES February 2, 2025
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Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013
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top zozl

The level of funniness between top kek and lmao.
lmao<top zozl< top kek
bro 1: Look at this shitpost status meme bro
bro 2: top zozl
by jojojorisjhjosef December 4, 2020
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