A Powerful Dump, usually taken in a hurried manner often a result of shitty beer and even shittier wings
by Warshittr001 September 26, 2023
The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
A battle that took place in Puxi, China which lasted from 69 A.D. to 69 B.C.. The Jia dynasty launched cvm attacks on the Fei dynasty which led to the counter-offense with 69,000 sellers and kidnappers. The war ended with the Fei dynasty capturing Jiazhou and executing King Feifei Jia.
by Yasohandokju September 24, 2022
When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.
by GravSim June 02, 2022
by The Grand Vizier June 12, 2008
The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)
Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.
by godverwatch May 08, 2017
by CykaBlyat1991 June 27, 2022