gregg the egg

he an egg name gregg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone

by egggreggegg May 7, 2019

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Cracks my egg

Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.

Damn that performance was great! It really cracks my egg.

by Taytayfromthebaybay June 10, 2018

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl

A bowl with sweet scrambled eggs with melted cheese and a tortilla at the top. Eat up.

I very much love an Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl mixed with some hot sauce and worpnec sauce!

by CheesyDinos December 3, 2023

Egg Baby

A strange individual who shares characteristic with an animal that comes from an egg.

The egg baby shared characteristics with a penguin

by Agownley February 6, 2017