Hoss Daddy Flex

A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)

"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."

or

"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."

by Ouimer June 9, 2009

Chan Daddy longlegs

A teacher who knows nothing but acts like she knows anything. Usually overweight and talks a lot about her love life

Man she's a chan daddy longlegs

by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 16, 2019

ahh~ daddy~ right there~

the fuck you sicko

horny ass mothafucka searchin "ahh~ daddy~ right there~" up

by emmyandlola March 26, 2023

Daddy Long Legs

You call someone Daddy Long Legs when there arms, legs, fingers and everything on their body is lanky. These are the lankiest motherfuckers you know. The motherfuckers that grip their sodas so that there fingers touch on the other side. The motherfuckers that use their lankieness to an advantage and gets you pissed off.

Fuck you Daddy Long Legs, you would suck at life without your lankieness.

by 45 fo life October 7, 2010

fist me daddy

The act of someone's "daddy" doing a fisting motion into the daughter's butthole and/or vagina

Oh fuck me after you fist me daddy!

by Fuzsion November 6, 2015

daddy long neck

A cringe lord

Daddy long neck needs to get help and stop abusing his disease for views.

by A Lebanese Mothafucka January 19, 2019

I'M your daddy

The obvious answer to the question, "Who's your daddy?"

MARVIN: "WHO'S yor daddy ?!"
UD USER #40923.3: "Son, I always meant to tell you, I'M YOUR DADDY."

NANCY: "WHO'S ya daddy.(?)
UD USER #35013.6: Baby, I'M YO DADDY. Lemme show you the family jewels.

BOBBY KNIGHT: "Hoosier daddy!"
MENTAL WARD ORDERLY: "Alright Mr. Knight, here's your medication. I need you to keep your outbursts under control. Now, let's all have a good Knight." (under breath:) "I'M Y'DADDY and don't you forget it!"

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006