Top Shagger

Someone who can only be defined as raw sexual prowess

"Yo, James McKenzie is the Top Shagger"

by 1and0nly July 1, 2021

car top fade

The appearance of an abundance of snow on the roof of a vehicle.

Why do people not dust off their cars completely after it snows? It looks the the Kid n Play mobile with that car top fade.

by typhoon05 December 10, 2012

Sneaker Topping

Placing a sneaker on your head. A fast growing craze.

#SneakerTopping

lets all get Sneaker Topping

by #SneakerTopping June 23, 2013

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

Spin the top

Adj describing something really deep or intense; referencing Inception and the spinning top.

Matt: Hey man have you ever noticed how loved spelled backward is evol?
Zach: Whoa. Crazy. You really spin the top sometimes man.

Zoe: Wait...Isn't that an Eminem lyric?

by mehh? January 27, 2012

Fudge Top

Champion of his surroundings. A man with a power level exceeding comprehension. Incredible in bed.

It's so hard for me to be cool when I'm standing under the shadow of this fudge top.

by Guzzlerman February 27, 2012

Top Sheep

A girl with purple hair who is just the best at everything, honestly ;)

Person 1: Look, Amys dyed her hair purple!
Person 2: Yeah, I guess thats because shes the top sheep!

by Matt Badcock May 19, 2012