Lau shot

Lau Shot
(noun)

In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.

A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.

Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.

"Bro tried to wall-bang an Operator through three smokes at max range. That’s a classic Lau Shot.”

by Der2032 August 27, 2025

Shot out

out of pocket; out of line.

Andre: “man, you know you had sex with her.”
Kai: “bru you shot out!”

by killazy October 8, 2021

Irish Sling shot

Where the male partner pulls his cock back while hard and lets it go and makes it slap on the females face

Hey mariah i’m gonna give u an irish sling shot

by TylovesPuh October 12, 2025

Dong Shot

Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face

Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!

by FFL CHAMP December 27, 2022

Forbidden Shot Glass

This is when a man with a foreskin stretches it out and fills it with a liquid of his choice.

My girl was so drunk last night that she drinks from my forbidden shot glass

by Jen Wick March 20, 2022

Adrenaline Shots

Sacking some dude in the nuts

Yo Michael really be gay and giving people adrenaline shots!

by theREALgodV2 June 25, 2019

Shoot your Shot

An annoying phrase used to convince someone to confess to their crush that they like them, even if they have no chance.

Hopeless Nerd: Wow, this song is great!
Friend: You know what else is great? :)
Hopeless Nerd: NO-
Friend: Shooting your shot

Anyways shoot your shot! You have more of one than you think, just be respectful about it! :)

by ShortestDefenestrator October 13, 2022