post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

post-contentporary

Post-Contentporary Art lives after the exhibition and before the archive. It’s born in the post, dies in the scroll, and resurrects in the screenshot.

Post-Contentporary Art performs in pixels, vanishes in stories, and archives itself in the cloud.

Post-Contentporary Art doesn’t wait for context—it makes one in real time. It’s aesthetic as instant feedback loop, content as currency.

This feed is so post-contentporary I had to follow.

by GK01 December 2, 2025

Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.

Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Post Revue Depression

A clinically recognised form of depression whereby medical students involved in the cast and crew of a med revue steep into a deep state of depression after the show's completion

Matt hasn't stopped crying all week, he must have some serious post revue depression aka PRD

by P2theAT August 22, 2014

post vbucks clarity

That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world

Jack: “How many skins do you have?”
John: “389, man post vbucks clarity is hitting hard right now”

by maany January 4, 2024

Post-factual

Lame excuse for wanting your way in life.

In other words, it's for stupid people.

Man, I don't like math; I'm just gonna say I disagree on my next test, because, you know, post-factual.

by drinsidious December 25, 2016

jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy wants to fake several instances of prom with females.

Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021