Chrisco punch

When you punch someone in the butthole or someone punches you in the butthole

Excuse me fine sir but may I chrisco punch you

by James Swindell October 23, 2024

Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.

Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!

by Hamsir October 8, 2022

Whore punch

A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.

I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.

Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"

by Tyler J a February 23, 2009

Trunk Punch

Verb for anal sex. Pretty self-explanatory.

I trunk punched Emily last weekend.

by Jhay73 November 12, 2011

Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.

Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13

by Tiaryen April 15, 2020

Punch-Run

When your playing JoJo Blox and you punch a thug and run away.

Yo Tony, i totally Punch-runned a thug yesterday.

by fuckhead227 September 28, 2019

Punch a bitch in her mouth

To put a bitch in her mouth when she plays with you

I’ll punch a bitch in her mouth if she plays with me

by Mar BSV October 11, 2022