cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)

kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

by Ricky randall August 5, 2025

Cookie

A piece of baked flour with frickin chocolate parts thrown randomly on it. If you are payin attention to dis then congratz u lost 10sec reading this dumb definition like who doesnt know wot a cookie is

Someone: Hey want a cookie?
Another someone: where is it?
Someone: well check the previous definition and decide...

by DonutProXx_YT January 6, 2021

Pickled cookie

The act of retardness
This can also be used as a slur against someone

example 1:

James: does something stupid
Alex : you fucking pickled cookie

Example 2:

Alex : gets 20% on maths test
“Oh ,pickled cookie”

by Vroshagger66115 November 10, 2019

buying cookies

Buying cookies means you are simp and that you might post pone hanging with the boys to go buy cookies

Jesus is buying cookies and Sam is struggling to be his friend after he did that cause they were suppose to play rocket league

by Sgfreed July 28, 2023

The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015

Polish Cookie Game

Its the Cookie Game/ Soggy Biscut Game but instead of an Cookie there is a Firecracker and you have to cum as fast as possible to turn of the fuse so your dick wont blow up.

1. Hey what did you do today?
I played the Polish Cookie Game and my Friend got his Dick blown off

by BigBongusChongus May 4, 2021

cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives

Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1

by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018