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british cars

British cars always never fail... to fail
by —tails May 1, 2018
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Rusty Car

Pleasuring a Latina in the backseat of a '72 Impala with shag carpeting but no hydraulics as the windows fog up with the same humidity causing your ass and her knees to stick to the vinyl seat coverings.
I bought my son a rusty car for graduation.
by Keith W and Ryan J August 6, 2015
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Car Missile

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.
"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*
by big smelly bastard March 13, 2022
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Car liberated

A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.
I sold my car ten years ago and have been living happily, car liberated for the last decade!
by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020
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Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.
Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats
by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020
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Car fishing

Similar to cat fishing but in regards to cars, when your car is a replica of a more expensive or desirable but you don’t tell people that and lie
: “you seen Ryan’s new focus RS it’s mint”

: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”

: “oh what a freak”
by Musho... October 11, 2020
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Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.
Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"
by SwedeRoyale March 7, 2020
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