white trash king

Walks like an Egyptian, usually a Raiders fan, like to feed raccoons, enjoys going Balls to the wall, should not be trusted with knives. Typically breeds snakes, and has demon looking dogs and a fat girlfriend. Has the ability to cast Polka spells and regurgitate rabbit carcass's
Look at that guy a the bar, he's such a white trash king.
by John Wayne Jackson January 14, 2009
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king of dog shite

Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match
"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"
by Paddy the pleb May 23, 2016
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King Minus Touch

The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.
Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.
by Legende d'Urban June 07, 2010
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king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008
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kings school macc

An absolute shithouse full of shithouses. We strong the LGBT community. If ur not gay u don’t stay.
60 million down the drain, kings school macc what a shame
by Haha bill December 07, 2019
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King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.
by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019
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King Sombra Curse

the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.

likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.
"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"
by mlP3nY March 06, 2013
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