fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit

bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska

by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024

saxon jake cannon

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out

saxon jake cannon s dad is such a dilf
i would let him put it in

by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

Jake

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib

Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY

by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

Jake

A slang term from Cleveland basically referring to someone for something as corny.

"Man that shits Jake"

"You a Jake ahh mfk"

by Urd3adb3atdad May 24, 2024

jake

jake with a massive ass dick bigger then frankies

wow jakes dick is way bigger then frankies!!!

by aajaaodwaaaa February 9, 2024

Jake

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend

Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.

by anonymous February 10, 2024