A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018

by blobbblobbloobby September 29, 2011

The crustiest specimen ever made. If you go close to him you will see his lips cracking with crust.He NEVER wears shorts because his knees are too ashy. His breath stinks.
by Bleh bleh lol November 20, 2019

by 👍🏻 October 5, 2016

The commando-in-chief. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt, gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but says he's from Texas so his O&G coworkers will accept him.
Coworkers on the Teams call: "I think you're on mute, we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear you!"
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear you!"
by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

by NotGeorgethealphamale October 16, 2021

Is someone with three first names you can trust. He doesn't like dictionaries define the kind of person he is. While you may have taken the time to look up your own name, he went a step further and defined his own destiny.
by Furclown November 23, 2021
