An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.
Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;
by Lard sodapop December 19, 2017
Get the Prancing sissy fingermug. emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.
teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?
emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.
emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.
by wake & bake October 24, 2008
Get the finger boarding accidentmug. by Canigetanowaowa May 1, 2022
Get the 15 fingers upmug. Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a little finger tap dancing
While watching her boyfriend's dad mow the lawn, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants
by ufuxstepsiblings April 4, 2022
Get the Finger Friendly Pantsmug. by trapjesus ass licker December 5, 2014
Get the five finger finneymug. A glorious holiday celebrated every June 17th in France commemorating the legacy of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer. During the holiday young Frenchman under the age of 29 scour the streets of France, and finger every woman in sight without fear of legal repercussions or sexual harassment charges. Young men eagerly wait all year for this day to indulge in their fingering fantasies. Prime Minister of France, Édouard Phillipe, is facing strict sanctions and threats to be removed from the United Nations by other member states if he does not discontinue the holiday. However, Phillipe rightfully claims the legacy of Fransisco the Mad Fingerer is too important to the history of France and his legacy must be celebrated. As of now, this holiday will continue to be celebrated.
Son: Daddy can we watch a Toy Story tonight?
Dad: Sorry son, I can’t today, it’s Fransisco Fingers Day.
Dad: Sorry son, I can’t today, it’s Fransisco Fingers Day.
by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020
Get the Fransisco Fingers Daymug. When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.
Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!
Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!
Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.
by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019
Get the Chocolate Finger Puppetmug.